It's our big episode 40 bash and we're a Christmas moose and a Christmas goose! Also, our good pal Santa Claus stops by to drink mulled wine, eat nuts and chat! Recorded live on location at the North Pole. We eat nuts almost continally through this show, but, you know what? It's Christmas! So we eat nuts into the microphone one time a year! deal with with! sheesh.

We've got a whole whack of Christmas news for you this week, including, but not limited to:

• Santa is drunk and searching for his reindeer while hugging kids!
• Eskimo the reindeer has been saved by modern medicine!
• A politician is dressed like Ziggy Stardust and very embarrassed!

Look at this!

Hey, look, it's Mr. Christmas!

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We're a partridge and a pig and what fun it is! We're drinking the official 2010 Olympic cocktail called the Maple White Cap. We're doing this at home so we don't end up traveling back in time to the tender age of four, wandering the neighborhood while drinking beer and finally ending up stealing a dress from under a neighbor's christmas tree and putting it on.

Ryan was elbow checked by a 45 year old woman this week!

911 Emergency... or is it? has returned!
Get this...a man was impersonating a police officer and also drunk on a bike! At the same time!
The olympics! Hoo ha!
If your father sells pop and chips outside your school, there is a chance that you might one day, too. People are making perfume out of their DNA! Lordie!
Ryan comes at you with some hard hitting drive-by shooting coverage and the story of a woman impaled by bureaucracy.

Hey, look, it's karate trained squirrels!

We started a new contest! Either email us the picture of HOVER BEAR with a CLEVER caption, or photoshop the HOVER BEAR into a foreign land! Woop woop!
We're gonna put a video of a potty-trained pig here! I just need to ask Ryan how to do it.
(You do it like this. -Ryan)

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It's episode 38 and we've become a polar bear and a wolverine. For those of you who may like to point out that I've been a polar bear in the past, pshh! I like being a polar bear!

People are being slapped with steaks! Passing out on horsies! Cows are licking houses for christ's sake! Stolen ecstacy collection! Also, the Vatican is getting hip, folks.

Not to mention:

• Spirals in the sky!
• Serendipitous meetings!
• Toyota/Toy Yoda!
• Explosive chewing gum!

hey, look at this!

Images of the week.

can you believe it folks? there's a face on that there pickle!

hover bears... just sayin'.


also, look at this guy that commented on episode 37 last week! he calls himself "wESTSIDE wAYNE tHE wOLF"!


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until next time folks, somebody call a bambulance!

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This week we're a slow laurus and a goldfish and we're making gingerbread cookies for everyone! Climb aboard the cosmic train and shake your head around! New segments! Ringo Starr is a cosmic manifestation! Hallelujah bathroom escape! A jug full of marijuana!

IMAGE OF THE WEEEEEK!

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This week we become a Giraffe and a Raccoon. It's a great time. We divulge in some really cheep beer hopefully for your entertainment. It's called Cariboo [sic] Genuine Draft and it tastes just as bad as it sounds.


We give a few new segments a go this week in our New Segment Segment. First we have an appology of the week: a radio thief from 1955 has finally apologized for stealing a radio from a college teachers lounge. Also there's cute of the week, in which a young boy becomes a ring bear.
Our jerk of the week this time is a man who burglarized a home and stole nothing but the turkey. Also in the world of strange crimes, a man broke in to cook a meal and another man used a moving crew to rob a house (what!?).
Also, ya' like scary stuff? Well...

How 'bout funny stuff?

Awesome.
An old couple this week were arrested and detained for two hours for waving at a child.
Also, I'm sure I'm missing something here.
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Until next time, it's 2:07 am, ask me what I'm doing up at this hour.

-tgba

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This week we're an axolotl and an aye aye! We have two very special guests and their names are Devon Lougheed and Devin Mackenzie! They have their own podcast called The Exploding Sandwich. It was a blast! We drink two kinds of beer this week: Granville Island Winter Ale and Dead Frog Nut Brown Ale. Yummers! We drink in the comfort of Devon's home this week so we don't end up driving drunk on a tractor! Many images of the week this time around. Firstly, Michael Jackson is in a womb! Oh my! Also, Ian the axolotl has made this collage of funny pictures of Prince Charles. What a silly bloke! Our jerk of the week is a cop who "tased" a 10 year old girl. What a jerk! If you enjoyed the comedy stylings of Devon and Devin, go listen to their show or subscribe to it on iTunes! Also, we are their guests on their latest episode!Don't forget to send us an email or find us on Twitter! Also you can call us at 1-360-339-7922. Until next time folks, watch out for Crunkkk Nuts!

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This week we're an axolotl and an aye aye! We have two very special guests and their names are Devon Lougheed and Devin Mackenzie! They have their own podcast called The Exploding Sandwich. It was a blast! We drink two kinds of beer this week: Granville Island Winter Ale and Dead Frog Nut Brown Ale. Yummers! We drink in the comfort of Devon's home this week so we don't end up driving drunk on a tractor! Many images of the week this time around. Firstly, Michael Jackson is in a womb! Oh my! Also, Ian the axolotl has made this collage of funny pictures of Prince Charles. What a silly bloke! Our jerk of the week is a cop who "tased" a 10 year old girl. What a jerk! If you enjoyed the comedy stylings of Devon and Devin, go listen to their show or subscribe to it on iTunes! Also, we are their guests on their latest episode!Don't forget to send us an email or find us on Twitter! Also you can call us at 1-360-339-7922. Until next time folks, watch out for Crunkkk Nuts!

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Episode 34 finds us as an armadillo and a chinchilla! We find out that armadillos are crazy and chinchillas are very adorable (crepuscular rodents). Also it turns out that chinchillas can jump up to 5 billion feet.
So we're broke this week and we end up sharing a single beer. It was a good beer, but there was only one of them.


The reason we drink at home this week is so that we dont ALMOST GET KILLED BY A FRIKEN TRAIN. And now we have a video of what you can do while you drink at home, this ought to keep you occupied for a few minutes at least. Also, U2 is stupid.
Heyo!


So we have some stories this week including cats with college degrees, and a way to go bucko goes out to us apparently. Our friend Tomek says we did a good show and we deserve a way to go buck.
Whats happening in the world this week? An Italian man has invented an automatic holy water dispenser so worshippers don't get swine flu from dirty holy water receptacles, a man calls 911 for sex and watch out everyone, chewing gum theft is on the rise. Also, 25 pounds of pot was accidentally delivered to a prison (they thought it was fruit), office workers in York 2.0 started throwing out important documents in place of confetti after the Yankees won. Lastly we've finally found the secret ruler of America, but he's currently behind bars.
Another story this week is about a study showing that a baby's crying has an accent, and the astronaut love triangle has finally been resolved (horay!)

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Until next time, get off that donkey, Bono!

-tgba

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This week we're a guinea pig and a heron! What fun! Our last episode was a hard act to follow up but we give it our best shot. We discuss our Halloween festivities and it sounds like the guinea pig had a more festive time then the heron (also, he's really good a finding stuff). We don't drink a special cocktail this time but we do recommend the Granville Island Winter Ale we partake in this week (though I was previously drinking a Reed's Cherry Ginger Brew).


A little bit of follow up this week, the motorized recliner chair from previous weeks has finally gone on sale on eBay!
Multiple Images of the week this week, I'll let them speak for themselves:

(What?)

So why do we drink at home? Well you might end up in a Breathalyzer costume caught for drunk driving, or a clown suit crashing into police car. Or how about a drunken hedgehog!
We finally have another way to go bucko! Billy Boyd(?) lost his phone while raking leaves and found it in a giant pile of leaves at the dump.
Whats happening in the world this week? A man has driven into a house, thinking it to be his ex-girlfriend's, a man has stabbed himself to get out of work and some guys tried to disguise themselves for a burglary by drawing on their face with a sharpie. Also a man is suing Axe Body Spray for not getting women to notice him and a man really fails a a drive by shooting.
Hey! wanna know what happened to the LHC this time? A bird shut the whole thing down with a baguette!
We've got another story about music piracy; apparently the people who spend the most money on music are illegal downloaders. In a related story, help save the current state of the internet, go to savetheinternet.com to find out what you can do.

Also, here's the article about the doomsday device I was talking about.
Until next time folks, don't get a cold!

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This week it's Halloween and things get pretty spooky around tgba studios. We're a black panther and a black widow this week and we have a very special guest this week in the form of The Dude! He's a story teller and gives us a creepy tale.


In honour of The Dude being on the show we drink White Russians and I would have to recommend them to you. The reason we drink at home tonight is to avoid furnace repairs while smoking (though I cant for the life of me find the article). The jerk of the week this spooky hallowed eve? Our story telling friend submits his boss who fired him the day before probation is up.
Our image of the week is a woman who may have been a little misled:

What's happening in the world this week? In American Fork Utah some teens rap at the drive through window and get ticketed for it, a man stole a ferret by shoving it down his pants and a Belgium man stole one shoe cause he only has one foot. Also if you want to be scared, a giant asteroid has exploded over Indonesia (holy smokes). We got another best of craigslist and boy is it a doozie, you're going to have to listen to the show to find out. We also hear a very scary story from our special guest, and if you were wondering where the house in the story is, well...here it is. Also the Black Panther gives you a list of six of the creepiest places on earth. We also get 10 reasons why dating a vampire sucks from the Black Widow.
So folks, remember to email us at twoguysbeinganimals@gmail.com
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Until next time, DUUUUUUDE!


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Episode 031! Our Windows 7 party extravaganza! Guests! Drinks! Spills!

the blog will be up later folks, enjoy the episode.

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This time around we become a Sea Horse and a Dumbo Octopus. Next week is going to be our awesome windows 7 house party and in honour of that we share with you a hilarious video the house parties. Also things got a little crazy this week with some audio illusions, so watch out for that little gem.


This week we decide to drink a Horses Neck. It contains Brandy, Bitters, Ginger ale and a lemon twist.
The reason we drink at home this week is to not pass out in a home we are trying to burglarize. Also so we don't get arrested for stealing an ambulance to get home from the bar.
Image of the week you say? Well there's two, a scary and a funny. First the scary:

And now the funny:

What's happening in the world this week? A man was caught with marijuana stuck to his forehead in a gas station and teen sensation Miley Cyrus has shut down her twitters. Also a man has driven an on fire van! In addition to all that a 64 year old woman has a fake third arm after a stroke (here is the video from TED I talked about) and a couple has burning tap water. That leads us to the jerk of the week: well a man has shot his fiancée in the night before their wedding because he heard something in the night.
We have a discussion about audio illusions as mentioned earlier, and they are really cool. One we can show you here is an Aphex Twin song which takes the spectrum analysis of a song which normally looks something like this:

Zoomed out the Aphex Twin song looks something like this:

But zoomed in it looks like this:

(whoa!)
Here is the software to do your own spectrum analysis.
Also, a man has mooned a train and got dragged to the next town (we think it might be our friend Derek).
You might want to check out the band we played this week. They are called The Zolas and you can listen to them here.
Remember to write to us as twoguysbeinganimals@gmail.com
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Until next time, thanks for the pity Nic.

-tgba

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This week around we are an Ostrich and a Tiger. We have a prerecording of a special guest who stopped by the studio prior to recording day. In an ode to our new favourite show Mad Men, we drink Old Fashioneds and wear ties and its good.


Getting right into things, the reason we drink at home this week is so we don't get a 13 year old to be a designated driver. We bring back the website of interest segment this week and the website is Expense a Steak, where you can write off a steak dinner as a business expense.
Our jerk of the week is a woman who let her daughter ride in a cardboard box on top of a van driving down the highway.
What's happening in the world this week? A Florida woman was found dead in her house under 8 feet of garbage, a naked man was found hitting cars on the highway and another naked man has been at large for 4 years dancing in backyards (naked of course). Also a man tried to escape from prison with raisins and a karaoke singer was attacked for a bad performance.
We have a few stories this week: A crocodile has been arrested in Australia (submitted by Nic) and also in Australia racing fans have been "limited" to 24 beers per day at the races. Also we got a craigslist add for a hipster house cleaner.
Thats about it for this week folks,
once again remember to email us at twoguysbeinganimals@gmail.com
and follow us on twitter @tgba.
And give us a ring-a-ding at 1-360-339-7922
Until next time, don't try to run from an ostrich.

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So this week we become a Vulture and a Giant Panda Bear (not to be confused with a regular Panda Bear). Mr. Panda Bear had troubles getting his notes together this week using an unfamiliar Mac computer. We drink a funny little cocktail this week dubbed a Melon Neat which contains watermelon, mint, pepper, soda water, cinnamon and rye whiskey; quite the drink.


The reason we drink at home this week? So that we don't have our drunk father drive pick us up for public drunkenness. And of course our jerk of the week this time is people with bad umbrella etiquette.
Hey! What's happening in the world this week? A Chinese man runs from home in fear that his grandchildren might cremate him, McDonald's is scamming people and a man gets drunk and covers himself in poo. Also a girl put her grandmother on ebay, and Colorado tells its citizens to smack bears with sticks. Finally a woman has been arrested for not returning movies.
Hey everyone, watch this movie we made a few years back!


This week we discuss Hitler's skull (which turns out isn't Hitler's skull) and we teach you how to...um...mod your iPod. Also, some scientists have hacked insects and made them remote control and The Getup Kids apologize. In addition to all that some Australian teenagers found a bunch of money fishing. WOW!
Remember to email us at twoguysbeinganimals@gmail.com
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Until next time folks, cat-foot black and white!

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This week we are a Spider Monkey and a Hammerhead Shark. We're still living off the excitement of our half a year anniversary and we have a pretty good time with this one. This time around we drink two different varieties off beer. One of them is the Brooklyn Lager and the old Negra Modela. We decide that the Brooklyn Lager is the winner.


We drink at home this week so that we don't drive drunk into an elementary school.
Our image of the week this week is a jerk with a baseball cap. Hey! Why don't you learn how to use your baseball cap jerk!

Jerk of the Week!? It's not the baseball cap guy, its a chain a grocery stores who are threatening legal action to two teenage girls for squeezing muffins.
So what's happening in the world this week? Well a wall of dust has swept across Sidney. Take a look at the picture:

Also a naked 91 year old has defended his house from an intruder, some cops on a drug bust spend 9 hours playing Nintendo Wii on the job and a man dies while diving for golf balls; ALL IN FLORIDA!
We're giving a new segment a try this week and we tell you how to make gummy bears (btw the new segment is "How-To").
In some stories this week we talk about an expensive new police vehicle which is illegal to drive, water on the moon and a dice game slaughter. Also Osama Bin Laden loves Whitney Houston. And it turns out we're going to be having a Windows 7 house party!
Remember to send in those email to twoguysbeinganimals@gmail.com
Also follow us on the twitters @tgba
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Remember Folks don't steal seagulls.

-tgba