This week we are a Spider Monkey and a Hammerhead Shark. We're still living off the excitement of our half a year anniversary and we have a pretty good time with this one. This time around we drink two different varieties off beer. One of them is the Brooklyn Lager and the old Negra Modela. We decide that the Brooklyn Lager is the winner.


We drink at home this week so that we don't drive drunk into an elementary school.
Our image of the week this week is a jerk with a baseball cap. Hey! Why don't you learn how to use your baseball cap jerk!

Jerk of the Week!? It's not the baseball cap guy, its a chain a grocery stores who are threatening legal action to two teenage girls for squeezing muffins.
So what's happening in the world this week? Well a wall of dust has swept across Sidney. Take a look at the picture:

Also a naked 91 year old has defended his house from an intruder, some cops on a drug bust spend 9 hours playing Nintendo Wii on the job and a man dies while diving for golf balls; ALL IN FLORIDA!
We're giving a new segment a try this week and we tell you how to make gummy bears (btw the new segment is "How-To").
In some stories this week we talk about an expensive new police vehicle which is illegal to drive, water on the moon and a dice game slaughter. Also Osama Bin Laden loves Whitney Houston. And it turns out we're going to be having a Windows 7 house party!
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Remember Folks don't steal seagulls.

-tgba

Sorry it's late going up folks. This week we are a Panther and a Tongue-eating Louse. This is our big half a year anniversary so we drink some bubbly and give each other gifts. All in all it's awesome.


So Mr. Isopod gives us some interesting and really awful facts about himself this week. It's terrifying. Our jerk of the week this time around is two-fold; first it's those people in class who agree with the Professor way to loud for a classroom setting. Also the Dutch police who mow down some hemp plants which were being grown for research. The reason we drink at home this week is so we dont call 911 on the bartender who cuts us off. Also so we dont ride a motorcycle naked around Florida. Finally our Way to go Bucko segment is back; a cat survives for a month under a burnt down house.
Hey everyone, whats happening in the world this week? A man gets crushed in a church while thanking god for surviving an elevator incident. Also a person gets a bag of pot and a handgun instead of fast food. Also a German city advertises porn as a city service and a 107 year old woman is dating a 37 year old man.
We've done a little follow up on the Kurt Cobain avatar complaint in the new Guitar Hero Game; she says it wasn't her but some people are saying otherwise.
Our stories this week include a man that tries to attack a party with a sword after being kicked out for smoking meth. Also in South Africa a pigeon is faster than the internet. Also some urine made a beautiful light show in the sky. In addition to that our images of the week goes along with a story about a snake with a foot:

Also on a lighter side of things, this one sent in by our pal Justin:

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Thanks for listening everyone and until next time make sure we did it right:


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This week we are a Rhinoceros and a Hippopotamus. No guest this time around but we have a good time with just the two of us. We once again have a word of the week and it's ersatz. And once again we give you some facts about our animals.

We have a Pat's Classic Lager this week to drink and they are sponsoring a contest: make a slogan for the beer and you could win free beers and burgers at Pat's Pub. You can send in your slogans by all the usual methods (email, twitter, comments etc). The reason we drink at home this week is threefold: first so we don't get run over by a train, second so we don't fall asleep at a world class chess tournament and finally so we don't throw jellyfish at people.
Whats happening in the world this week? A robber has asked out his victim, some people have $0.99 weddings and the woman with the worlds longest finger nails lost them in a car crash. Also a man shoots a cannon through his neighbour's house.
The jerk of the week this week is a man who douses his neighbour in cooking oil!
This week we discuss having a Windows 7 party! Also a crafty escape plan and the First Lady of Japan is Crazy! Also we talk about famous computer scientist Alan Turing and the British postmortem apology to him. Also the Rhino got a free shallot.
Hey! Here's an image we got from a listener:
Awesome! Thanks Lisa!
The music this week is by Japandroids, you can check out more of their music on their myspace page.
Remember you can send your Pat's Lager slogans to twoguysbeinganimals@gmail.com.
Also follow us on twitter @tgba.
You can give us a call at 1-360-339-7922.
Until next time, don't mix Amoxicyllin and alcohol everyone!

-tgba

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This week, we become a star-nosed mole and a meerkat! The mole is sick, so he talks pretty quietly. But we make up for his lack of volume with bombastic stories from all over the globe!
What's happening in the world this week? Well, a man tried to pay for his gas with marijuana, a couple celebrated their fridge's 50th birthday, and a dog named Polly ate a whole bunch of magnets!
We drink at home this week so we don't end up in a supermarket eating avocados that we can't afford. The drink of the week is the mystical and practically medicinal Hot Toddie! It sure did open up those sinuses!
Also discussed this week are a man who found pieces of a frog in his can of good 'ol Pepsi Cola and a study about monkeys and their musical tastes! Furthermore, the mole talk about an alien baby found in Mexico, and the meerkat relates a tale of two New Zealand teens who busted a company for false advertising! Way to go!
Our Twitter warriors this week were @lunylvgd and @brynnamurphy. They both said "kooky" in a tweet this week! What are the chances!?
The music we played this week was by a Swedish band called Billie the Vision and the Dancers! You can download any or all of their music for free at their website here!
We eluded to the fact that next week we will actually be sponsored by a real company! They will be providing us with goods both to consume and also to give away to residents of Vancouver, so stay tuned! Also, our 26th episode will mark our six month anniversary and it's going to be a spectacular celebration! If you have any favorite quotes or moments from any of our previous shows, please write to us and tell us what they were and we'll try to put together some sort of montage!
Don't forget to email us at twoguysbeinganimals@gmail.com or find us on the Twitter! Lastly, you can call us at 1-360-339-7922. Thanks for listening folks, and remember... keep fit, and have fun!

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