It's our big episode 40 bash and we're a Christmas moose and a Christmas goose! Also, our good pal Santa Claus stops by to drink mulled wine, eat nuts and chat! Recorded live on location at the North Pole. We eat nuts almost continally through this show, but, you know what? It's Christmas! So we eat nuts into the microphone one time a year! deal with with! sheesh.

We've got a whole whack of Christmas news for you this week, including, but not limited to:

• Santa is drunk and searching for his reindeer while hugging kids!
• Eskimo the reindeer has been saved by modern medicine!
• A politician is dressed like Ziggy Stardust and very embarrassed!

Look at this!

Hey, look, it's Mr. Christmas!

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We're a partridge and a pig and what fun it is! We're drinking the official 2010 Olympic cocktail called the Maple White Cap. We're doing this at home so we don't end up traveling back in time to the tender age of four, wandering the neighborhood while drinking beer and finally ending up stealing a dress from under a neighbor's christmas tree and putting it on.

Ryan was elbow checked by a 45 year old woman this week!

911 Emergency... or is it? has returned!
Get this...a man was impersonating a police officer and also drunk on a bike! At the same time!
The olympics! Hoo ha!
If your father sells pop and chips outside your school, there is a chance that you might one day, too. People are making perfume out of their DNA! Lordie!
Ryan comes at you with some hard hitting drive-by shooting coverage and the story of a woman impaled by bureaucracy.

Hey, look, it's karate trained squirrels!

We started a new contest! Either email us the picture of HOVER BEAR with a CLEVER caption, or photoshop the HOVER BEAR into a foreign land! Woop woop!
We're gonna put a video of a potty-trained pig here! I just need to ask Ryan how to do it.
(You do it like this. -Ryan)

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It's episode 38 and we've become a polar bear and a wolverine. For those of you who may like to point out that I've been a polar bear in the past, pshh! I like being a polar bear!

People are being slapped with steaks! Passing out on horsies! Cows are licking houses for christ's sake! Stolen ecstacy collection! Also, the Vatican is getting hip, folks.

Not to mention:

• Spirals in the sky!
• Serendipitous meetings!
• Toyota/Toy Yoda!
• Explosive chewing gum!

hey, look at this!

Images of the week.

can you believe it folks? there's a face on that there pickle!

hover bears... just sayin'.


also, look at this guy that commented on episode 37 last week! he calls himself "wESTSIDE wAYNE tHE wOLF"!


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until next time folks, somebody call a bambulance!

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This week we're a slow laurus and a goldfish and we're making gingerbread cookies for everyone! Climb aboard the cosmic train and shake your head around! New segments! Ringo Starr is a cosmic manifestation! Hallelujah bathroom escape! A jug full of marijuana!

IMAGE OF THE WEEEEEK!

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until next time, jingle!

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