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Saturday, December 19, 2009

Episode 039 - Partridge and Pig

We're a partridge and a pig and what fun it is! We're drinking the official 2010 Olympic cocktail called the Maple White Cap. We're doing this at home so we don't end up traveling back in time to the tender age of four, wandering the neighborhood while drinking beer and finally ending up stealing a dress from under a neighbor's christmas tree and putting it on.
Ryan was elbow checked by a 45 year old woman this week!
911 Emergency... or is it? has returned!
Get this...a man was impersonating a police officer and also drunk on a bike! At the same time!
The olympics! Hoo ha!
If your father sells pop and chips outside your school, there is a chance that you might one day, too. People are making perfume out of their DNA! Lordie!
Ryan comes at you with some hard hitting drive-by shooting coverage and the story of a woman impaled by bureaucracy.


Hey, look, it's karate trained squirrels!


We started a new contest! Either email us the picture of HOVER BEAR with a CLEVER caption, or photoshop the HOVER BEAR into a foreign land! Woop woop!
We're gonna put a video of a potty-trained pig here! I just need to ask Ryan how to do it.
(You do it like this. -Ryan)


METHODS OF CONTACT!
twoguysbeinganimals@gmail.com
@tgba on the twittersss.
1-360-339-7922.
until next time folks, don't shoot people!

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9 sweet comments:

Anonymous said...

applauding Katherine the narwhal along with the soundboard, er, I mean audience. The plastic Wrap analogy was perfect.

~rabidbadger

Anonymous said...

OK. Another great ep. Still can't decide tween the "can't drink at home" themes though. Everytime I crack a beer at home I sing the original, but I also love the new one, musically. Tough call. Next Poll, old "drink at home" theme or new?

Oh, and you say don't shoot people, but obvioulsy Ians facebook pic is him aiming a gun. /pacifist

~rabidbadger

Anonymous said...

Wow, I'm the only Yank that don't own a gun? Cereal?

Anonymous said...

Masturbate with Bengay.

Anonymous said...

http://i47.tinypic.com/1z3v6s6.jpg

Anonymous said...

Emailed my hoverbear entry. Don't make me be the only entry, folks!

~Rabidbadger

Anonymous said...

I'm considering doing something with the hover bear. Rabidbadger, what am I up against?

~Sheila the Rainbow Trout

Anonymous said...

Not saying, just go for it Sheila.

Just think, 1980's/movie/hover

Anonymous said...

Alright, my submission is in.

Anybody else?

~Sheila the Rainbow Trout

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