This week we become The Walrus and a Manta Ray. Once again we drink beer this episode because listener Chris sent us in some hi-tech cans of Coors for us to review.
Our jerk of the week this week is Christian television network Inspiration Network's CEO David Cerullo, who buys a $4 million home despite the fact that he cant even provide heat for his workers during the winter.
Our stories this week include a woman who missed a doomed Air France flight only to die in a car crash days later, an incredible coincidence involving a balloon, a lesson on Auto-Antonyms and a school teacher who has lost her sense of smell after using a nasal spray.
Also we discuss a robber who literally just asked for some money, our Governor General eating a seal heart, Afghanistan's only pig coming out of quarantine, a man who lost his hand playing Tug-Of-War and a drunk badger who holds up traffic. You may also want to purchase yourself a Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, just make sure you check the customer reviews first.
The Walrus this week has treated us to a pre-review of the movie White Noise which deals with Electronic Voice Phenomenon
and he promises to give a full review next week after he watches it.We received an email from an old friend Tracey the Sled Dog which prompts us to quickly discuss Sleep Paralysis, Sleep and the show Home Improvement.
Our jerk of the month poll is over and its a tie! Congratulations to both the Road Rage fox news guy and people who wear helmets but don't buckle them.
Finally our new segment, image of the week, brings us this little beauty:
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21 sweet comments:
Were there any hidden messages in episode 16?
dear anonymous,
you tell us!
love,
walrus
anonymos wut the fuck are u talkin about where are the hidden ?
Beardless In Seattle
You've Got Beard
Colin James' bluesy rocker, "I Just Came Back To Say Good Beard"
"(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Beard" a 1967 single released by American soul singer Aretha Franklin
Bill and Ted's Bogus Beard
Wayne's Beard
Snow Beards
Cool Beardings
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Beard
The Sound of Beard
Beard Dancing
Where the Beard Things Are
Crouching Tiger Hidden Beard
Passion of the Beard
In the Heat of the Beard
A Beautiful Beard
The Lord of the Beards, Fellowship of the Beard
The Perfect Beard
What About Beard?
Rebel Without a Beard
What Beards May Come
eeeeeeew stop talking while you're eating!!!!!! bleck!
The beard went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.
And the beard jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the beard his due:
"I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Johnny and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."
Johnny you rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Georgia and the beard deals it hard.
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.
But if you lose, the beard gets your soul.
The beard opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he resined up his bow.
And he pulled the bow across his strings and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the beard finished, Johnny said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But if you'll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."
Fire on the moun, run boys, run.
The beard's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pin, pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."
The beard bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet.
Johnny said: "Beard just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played fire on the mount, run boys, run.
The beard's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pin pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."
Dear Anonymous,
I'm sorry for talking while I eat. It will never happen again.
May the Beard be with you.
-Manta Ray
yer showz are getting relly good guyz! u rockstarss!
from turtle
The Wizard of Beard
2001: A Beard Odyssey
Grizzly Beard
Edward Beardhands
dear all,
you are so great! and so anonymous.
also, turtle! really? holy shit!
thanks for all the fantastic beard jokes. you are all jokesmiths. keep them coming!
finally, congratulations on making episode 16 the highest commented episode ever.
i feel as though i can no longer call myself by only a pseudonym as YOU DESERVE BETTER. therefore i will sign this letter with my name, but i am also the walrus. thanks dudesss.
sincerely,
ian
Independence Beard
The Sixth Beard
Beard Alone
Men in Beard
The Da Vinci Beard
Crocodile Beardee
Demons & Beards
The Beardlot
My post, starting with "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Beard", was anonymous only for the reason that an error message preventing me from posting appeared each time I attempted to add a name.
Oh, and Beard Master, how's this:
The legend lives on from the Yukon on down
Of the big beard they call the Dark Veil
The beard, it is said, never gives up her bread
Or her crumbs, even when they've turned stale
The beard was the pride of the Canadian side
One of the biggest on Earth, it was reasoned
And as big beards go it was bigger than most
Holding burgers and french fries well-seasoned
The beard wearer's wife, carrying buckets of strife
Warned the Dark Veil's days were numbered
And as he did snore, through the chamber door
She entered with him deep in slumber
The creaking of boards made a tattletale sound
As she made her way over to see him
His eyes opened wide and he witnessed his bride
Coming forth with the blade for beard stealin'
From within the Dark Veil the man pulled out a gun
Saying, "Darling, I'm sorry to see ya"
And as the shot rang through the dark and still night
He said, "Darling, it's been good to know ya"
Does anyone know where the love of God goes
When a beard turns the minutes to hours
Now over her grave, vowing never to shave
The man, shaking his beard, rains down flowers
The legend lives on from the Yukon on down
Of the big beard they call the Dark Veil
The beard, it is said, never gives up her bread
Or her crumbs, even when they've turned stale
~Sheila the Rainbow Trout
were you serious when you said lance was on the next episode?!
Oh, we were serious alright. We were serious.
I don't really understand the beard game, but whatever, going through dvd rack.
The Boondock Beards
Superbeard
Spider-Beard 2
The 40 Year Old Beard
Army of Beardness
Live Free or Beard Hard
Kill Beard
American Beard X
Jurassic Beard
Bad Beards 2
Grave of the Beards
Dawn of the Beard
The Bourne Beard
Fight Beard
I Am Beard
The Fast and the Beardious: Tokyo Beard
War of the Beards
Monty Beardthon and the Holy Beard
James Beard 007: Beard-eneye
Ong Beard: The Beard Warrior
Donnie Beardo
Beard has lost all meaning...
Beardman Begins
Beardhawk Down
Beard Runner
Rambo: First Beard
Kiss Kiss Beard Beard
Let the Beard One In
Full Metal Beard
Beard of Brothers
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