This week we become a Giraffe and a Raccoon. It's a great time. We divulge in some really cheep beer hopefully for your entertainment. It's called Cariboo [sic] Genuine Draft and it tastes just as bad as it sounds.


We give a few new segments a go this week in our New Segment Segment. First we have an appology of the week: a radio thief from 1955 has finally apologized for stealing a radio from a college teachers lounge. Also there's cute of the week, in which a young boy becomes a ring bear.
Our jerk of the week this time is a man who burglarized a home and stole nothing but the turkey. Also in the world of strange crimes, a man broke in to cook a meal and another man used a moving crew to rob a house (what!?).
Also, ya' like scary stuff? Well...

How 'bout funny stuff?

Awesome.
An old couple this week were arrested and detained for two hours for waving at a child.
Also, I'm sure I'm missing something here.
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Until next time, it's 2:07 am, ask me what I'm doing up at this hour.

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This week we're an axolotl and an aye aye! We have two very special guests and their names are Devon Lougheed and Devin Mackenzie! They have their own podcast called The Exploding Sandwich. It was a blast! We drink two kinds of beer this week: Granville Island Winter Ale and Dead Frog Nut Brown Ale. Yummers! We drink in the comfort of Devon's home this week so we don't end up driving drunk on a tractor! Many images of the week this time around. Firstly, Michael Jackson is in a womb! Oh my! Also, Ian the axolotl has made this collage of funny pictures of Prince Charles. What a silly bloke! Our jerk of the week is a cop who "tased" a 10 year old girl. What a jerk! If you enjoyed the comedy stylings of Devon and Devin, go listen to their show or subscribe to it on iTunes! Also, we are their guests on their latest episode!Don't forget to send us an email or find us on Twitter! Also you can call us at 1-360-339-7922. Until next time folks, watch out for Crunkkk Nuts!

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This week we're an axolotl and an aye aye! We have two very special guests and their names are Devon Lougheed and Devin Mackenzie! They have their own podcast called The Exploding Sandwich. It was a blast! We drink two kinds of beer this week: Granville Island Winter Ale and Dead Frog Nut Brown Ale. Yummers! We drink in the comfort of Devon's home this week so we don't end up driving drunk on a tractor! Many images of the week this time around. Firstly, Michael Jackson is in a womb! Oh my! Also, Ian the axolotl has made this collage of funny pictures of Prince Charles. What a silly bloke! Our jerk of the week is a cop who "tased" a 10 year old girl. What a jerk! If you enjoyed the comedy stylings of Devon and Devin, go listen to their show or subscribe to it on iTunes! Also, we are their guests on their latest episode!Don't forget to send us an email or find us on Twitter! Also you can call us at 1-360-339-7922. Until next time folks, watch out for Crunkkk Nuts!

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Episode 34 finds us as an armadillo and a chinchilla! We find out that armadillos are crazy and chinchillas are very adorable (crepuscular rodents). Also it turns out that chinchillas can jump up to 5 billion feet.
So we're broke this week and we end up sharing a single beer. It was a good beer, but there was only one of them.


The reason we drink at home this week is so that we dont ALMOST GET KILLED BY A FRIKEN TRAIN. And now we have a video of what you can do while you drink at home, this ought to keep you occupied for a few minutes at least. Also, U2 is stupid.
Heyo!


So we have some stories this week including cats with college degrees, and a way to go bucko goes out to us apparently. Our friend Tomek says we did a good show and we deserve a way to go buck.
Whats happening in the world this week? An Italian man has invented an automatic holy water dispenser so worshippers don't get swine flu from dirty holy water receptacles, a man calls 911 for sex and watch out everyone, chewing gum theft is on the rise. Also, 25 pounds of pot was accidentally delivered to a prison (they thought it was fruit), office workers in York 2.0 started throwing out important documents in place of confetti after the Yankees won. Lastly we've finally found the secret ruler of America, but he's currently behind bars.
Another story this week is about a study showing that a baby's crying has an accent, and the astronaut love triangle has finally been resolved (horay!)

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Until next time, get off that donkey, Bono!

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This week we're a guinea pig and a heron! What fun! Our last episode was a hard act to follow up but we give it our best shot. We discuss our Halloween festivities and it sounds like the guinea pig had a more festive time then the heron (also, he's really good a finding stuff). We don't drink a special cocktail this time but we do recommend the Granville Island Winter Ale we partake in this week (though I was previously drinking a Reed's Cherry Ginger Brew).


A little bit of follow up this week, the motorized recliner chair from previous weeks has finally gone on sale on eBay!
Multiple Images of the week this week, I'll let them speak for themselves:

(What?)

So why do we drink at home? Well you might end up in a Breathalyzer costume caught for drunk driving, or a clown suit crashing into police car. Or how about a drunken hedgehog!
We finally have another way to go bucko! Billy Boyd(?) lost his phone while raking leaves and found it in a giant pile of leaves at the dump.
Whats happening in the world this week? A man has driven into a house, thinking it to be his ex-girlfriend's, a man has stabbed himself to get out of work and some guys tried to disguise themselves for a burglary by drawing on their face with a sharpie. Also a man is suing Axe Body Spray for not getting women to notice him and a man really fails a a drive by shooting.
Hey! wanna know what happened to the LHC this time? A bird shut the whole thing down with a baguette!
We've got another story about music piracy; apparently the people who spend the most money on music are illegal downloaders. In a related story, help save the current state of the internet, go to savetheinternet.com to find out what you can do.

Also, here's the article about the doomsday device I was talking about.
Until next time folks, don't get a cold!

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