Hey everyone, this week we are a hamster and a crane. We're recording in a brand new fancy studio this week so let us know if you can hear any difference. Also we got a deluge of phone calls to our voice mail and it's super fun. We are of course drinking again this week - the hamster with Old Speckled Hen and the crane with a fun times Old Milwaukee.
The episode has been peppered by the hamster with a story and Wolfie Blackheart, and what a story it is.


We drink at home because we don't want to end up passed out in a McDonald's play area while getting our kids to bit the cops!
The jerk of the week is back! It's Florida - the hospitals around there have stopped taking in injured Haitians because it might get in the way of the Super Bowl.




(I couldn't find some of the photos. -Ryan)
Hey! What's happening in the world this week?
A McDonald's employee has been fired for giving a free slice of cheese, a dentists drill bit has been left in a womans head and Peruvian doctors amputated the wrong leg of a man, then the right one. Also a woman has fought her phone company over $0.14 for a decade. On top of all that, some frat boys branded someone and a man is some kind of ninja or something.
There was a surfer who fought off a shark with his fists! He's our way to bucko.
To top it all off, we have some websites of interest again. Akiator, the web genius! Just try it!
Second is how to pick a padlock.

METHODS OF CONTACT!
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@tgba on the ol' twiddr.
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Until next time, ಠ_ಠ
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It's episode 44 and we are a koala and a penguin. We also have a special guest - Sheila the rainbow trout! We're not even gonna tell you what goes on in this episode, you just have to listen and find out! Oh my wow!


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This week we're a Pistol Shrimp and a Bilby. If you haven't seen the pistol shrimp in action you should watch a youtube clip cause you wont be sorry (hint: it has a gun for an arm). Keep in mind this show is peppered with stupid news headlines and quotes from a guy who talks in his sleep.


So we bring back the reviews section and the bilby gives us a review of 2012. We also get taught how to make prison wine! Cool!



















IMAGE OF THE WEEEEEEK!
We have a very pleasant image of the week. Almost hypnotic.

Jerk of the week is back! its Pat Robertson and the things he's saying about Haiti. Also another 911 emergency (or is it?) where a 4 year old needs help with his math.
INNOVATE!
Colour changing shower tiles!
AND
See through toaster!
Hey guys, what's happening in the world this week‽
A robber used a see through plastic bag as a disguise and if you live in western Canada you can get free chicken wings at Kelsey's. Also Montenegro's only hippopotamus has escaped the zoo! and Hugo Chavez has deemed Whale Sperm, pickles and codeine to be essential goods. In addition to all that, the inventor is SpaghettiOs has sadly died and a girls face grew back (way to go bucko!)
METHODS OF CONTACT!
twoguysbeinganimals@gmail.com
@tgba on the twittersss.
1-360-339-7922.
By the way, the blog for the sleep talking guy is http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/
Until next time, lets get blue with gravy spots!

-tgba
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This week we're a duck and a manatee! What were we thinking? Anyway, we have a brand new jerk of the week and it's the Save the Earth foundation. We also have a great reason to drink at home, thanks to a naked, dog-killing, self-coffee-scalding man. Also, the duck is coming at you all throughout the episode with facts that the world learned in 2009!

You might as well drink a Red Bull while you listen because this is extreme!

We're drinking amaretto sours this week. Yup.

Ryan brought a new segment to the table and it's called GROSSOUT OF THE WEEK.

Also, 911 Emergency or is it? is back!

Later in the show, we talk about a hypnotist who is a bit of a freak and also accidentally hypnotized himself.

What`s happening in the world this week?

• Well, new year's eve party animals are stuck in a pub!
• Dolphins are falling on their trainers!
• A ten year old girl has been suspended from school for distributing peppermint oil to her classmates! Oh mY!
• Some people in New York won a whole whack of money but the government won't let them have it due to some paltry debts! Sheesh!
• A man has created real life a Tomacco plant, like in the Simpsons!
• Also, something about iguanas!

Our image of the week is a photobomb! Bomb's away!

The songs featured on our show this week were These Old Shoes
by Deer Tick and Ambling Alp by Yeasayer. Click the links and support the bands and us.

CONTACTTT

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@tgba on the twittersss.

1-360-339-7922.

Until next time, folks, is this a real bird or a metaphorical bird?

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We're counting down our top five favorite songs from 2009! Listen along with us, won't you?
Here are our lists... If you like the songs, either go out and buy the albums, or click on the links and buy the MP3 from Amazon for 99 cents and support both us and the artists!

Ryan's Top 5

5. Bon Iver - Beach Baby
4. Our Book and the Authors - The Fire
3. Dan Mangan - Robots
2. Sin Fang Bous - The Jubilee Choruses
1. AC Newman - There Are Maybe Ten Or Twelve


Ian's Top 5

5. Animal Collective - Summertime Clothes
4. Phoenix - Lisztomania
3. The XX - VCR
2. The Avett Brothers - Kick Drum Heart
1. Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros - Home

happy new year, folks.. thanks for listening and being swell.

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Folks, we have become a swordfish and a wildabeast this week, and we feel fantastic about it. We tried to ring in the new year with you, but, considering the release date of this podcast, you'll have to close your eyes and imagine. We discuss all sorts of exciting things like the relative cost of liquids and family violence.
We recorded this show with our first live, studio audience and it was fun and also a little scary. Is the wildabeast an animal or a rollercoaster? Listen to find out!
We're drinking a bag of wine tonight! Yep, a bag! In east Vegas, bags of wine are called spacebags because of their spacey look.
We're back, Jack, with a couple more "911 Emergency...or is it?" calls!
I can't seem to find Ryan's images of the week on the internet, so let's all ask him in a nice unison voice to post them!

(Hey it's Ryan, I found the images)



I'd like to let you folks in on a secret - we are really quite approachable fellows!
METHODS OF CONTACT!
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@tgba on the twittersss.
1-360-339-7922.
until next time folks, talkin' isn't doin'!

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