We're a partridge and a pig and what fun it is! We're drinking the official 2010 Olympic cocktail called the Maple White Cap. We're doing this at home so we don't end up traveling back in time to the tender age of four, wandering the neighborhood while drinking beer and finally ending up stealing a dress from under a neighbor's christmas tree and putting it on. Ryan was elbow checked by a 45 year old woman this week!
911 Emergency... or is it? has returned!
Get this...a man was impersonating a police officer and also drunk on a bike! At the same time!
The olympics! Hoo ha!
If your father sells pop and chips outside your school, there is a chance that you might one day, too. People are making perfume out of their DNA!
Lordie!Ryan comes at you with some hard hitting drive-by shooting coverage and the story of a woman impaled by bureaucracy.
Hey, look, it's karate trained squirrels!
We started a new contest! Either email us the picture of
HOVER BEAR with a
CLEVER caption, or photoshop the
HOVER BEAR into a foreign land! Woop woop!

We're gonna put a video of a potty-trained pig here! I just need to ask Ryan how to do it.
(You do it like this. -Ryan)