Episode 34 finds us as an armadillo and a chinchilla! We find out that armadillos are crazy and chinchillas are very adorable (crepuscular rodents). Also it turns out that chinchillas can jump up to
5 billion feet.
So we're broke this week and we end up sharing a single beer. It was a good beer, but there was only one of them.


The reason we drink at home this week is so that we dont
ALMOST GET KILLED BY A FRIKEN TRAIN. And now we have a video of what you can do while you drink at home,
this ought to keep you occupied for a few minutes at least. Also,
U2 is stupid.
Heyo!


So we have some stories this week including
cats with college degrees, and a way to go bucko goes out to us apparently. Our friend Tomek says we did a good show and we deserve a way to go buck.
Whats happening in the world this week? An Italian man has invented an
automatic holy water dispenser so worshippers don't get swine flu from
dirty holy water receptacles, a man calls
911 for sex and watch out everyone,
chewing gum theft is on the rise. Also, 25 pounds of pot was
accidentally delivered to a prison (they thought it was fruit), office workers in York 2.0 started throwing out
important documents in place of confetti after the Yankees won. Lastly we've finally found the
secret ruler of America, but he's currently behind bars.
Another story this week is about a study showing that a
baby's crying has an accent, and the astronaut love triangle has
finally been resolved (
horay!)
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Until next time, get off that donkey, Bono!
-tgba
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