This week, we're broadcasting from downtown Vancouver - in the middle of all the Olympic madness. well... kinda. We're a wallaby and a chickadee and we promise this is the last episode where we will be so distracted by the Olympics.

We talked about this:

and we talked about this:

and the well spoken wallaby gave a sour review of this:

until next time folks, cowichan sweater!

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We're a porpoise and a badger this week. It's pretty alright.We don't have much in the way of actual news stories - we opt to blather on about the Olympics instead.

Hey, you! Live in Vancouver? Why not come out and say hi to us as we record episode 49!? We'll be sitting on these black, modern benches outside at the CBC building in downtown Vancouver.

700 Hamilton St, between Georgia and Robson. We'll have a single helium balloon with us!

8pm, Friday, February 26th
Seriously, we would love to meet you.

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Also, it will be Ryan's birthday, so bring a gift!

In lieu of an official image of the week, look at this great graffiti submitted by Sheila the rainbow trout!
Until next time, folks, does employment trump regret?

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Hey there folks, this week we are an Aardvark and a Newt. The Winter Olympics are in full swing in the very same city we record the podcast so obviously we have a thing or two to say about that. Also it should be mentioned that one the newt is Sick and the Aardvark is very tired this week so collectively that makes us "Sick and Tired".


Some topics for this week: How about the fact that shovelling snow can give you a heart attack. Also, old people in Shanghai are doing drugs to play more mahjong.
In valentines day news, a farmer has crafted a giant poo-heart in his field to impress his wife.
This week is stupidity? Well a robber was found thanks to his tracks in the snow, the Chilean Mint spelled Chile wrong, people used to wear radioactive condoms and some guy got naked at the airport.
If that wasn't enough we also loaded up an image of the week:

Also whiskey toothpaste:

Hey, why not drop us a line...
twoguysbeinganimals@gmail.com
@tgba on the tweeeeeeter.
1-360-339-7922.
Thanks for everything,
Until next time, get your heat packs ready...

-tgba

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Well folks, you'll never believe it. We've gone and done an unplugged show. No headphones, no streaming, no fancy sound effects. No stories, no segments, no nothing! Just a post-apocalypse campfire and some tequila. We're a couple of woodpeckers, what are the chances??

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Hey everyone, this week we are a hamster and a crane. We're recording in a brand new fancy studio this week so let us know if you can hear any difference. Also we got a deluge of phone calls to our voice mail and it's super fun. We are of course drinking again this week - the hamster with Old Speckled Hen and the crane with a fun times Old Milwaukee.
The episode has been peppered by the hamster with a story and Wolfie Blackheart, and what a story it is.


We drink at home because we don't want to end up passed out in a McDonald's play area while getting our kids to bit the cops!
The jerk of the week is back! It's Florida - the hospitals around there have stopped taking in injured Haitians because it might get in the way of the Super Bowl.




(I couldn't find some of the photos. -Ryan)
Hey! What's happening in the world this week?
A McDonald's employee has been fired for giving a free slice of cheese, a dentists drill bit has been left in a womans head and Peruvian doctors amputated the wrong leg of a man, then the right one. Also a woman has fought her phone company over $0.14 for a decade. On top of all that, some frat boys branded someone and a man is some kind of ninja or something.
There was a surfer who fought off a shark with his fists! He's our way to bucko.
To top it all off, we have some websites of interest again. Akiator, the web genius! Just try it!
Second is how to pick a padlock.

METHODS OF CONTACT!
twoguysbeinganimals@gmail.com
@tgba on the ol' twiddr.
1-360-339-7922.
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It's episode 44 and we are a koala and a penguin. We also have a special guest - Sheila the rainbow trout! We're not even gonna tell you what goes on in this episode, you just have to listen and find out! Oh my wow!


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This week we're a Pistol Shrimp and a Bilby. If you haven't seen the pistol shrimp in action you should watch a youtube clip cause you wont be sorry (hint: it has a gun for an arm). Keep in mind this show is peppered with stupid news headlines and quotes from a guy who talks in his sleep.


So we bring back the reviews section and the bilby gives us a review of 2012. We also get taught how to make prison wine! Cool!



















IMAGE OF THE WEEEEEEK!
We have a very pleasant image of the week. Almost hypnotic.

Jerk of the week is back! its Pat Robertson and the things he's saying about Haiti. Also another 911 emergency (or is it?) where a 4 year old needs help with his math.
INNOVATE!
Colour changing shower tiles!
AND
See through toaster!
Hey guys, what's happening in the world this week‽
A robber used a see through plastic bag as a disguise and if you live in western Canada you can get free chicken wings at Kelsey's. Also Montenegro's only hippopotamus has escaped the zoo! and Hugo Chavez has deemed Whale Sperm, pickles and codeine to be essential goods. In addition to all that, the inventor is SpaghettiOs has sadly died and a girls face grew back (way to go bucko!)
METHODS OF CONTACT!
twoguysbeinganimals@gmail.com
@tgba on the twittersss.
1-360-339-7922.
By the way, the blog for the sleep talking guy is http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/
Until next time, lets get blue with gravy spots!

-tgba
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