This time around we become a Sea Horse and a Dumbo Octopus. Next week is going to be our awesome windows 7 house party and in honour of that we share with you a hilarious video the house parties. Also things got a little crazy this week with some audio illusions, so watch out for that little gem.


This week we decide to drink a Horses Neck. It contains Brandy, Bitters, Ginger ale and a lemon twist.
The reason we drink at home this week is to not pass out in a home we are trying to burglarize. Also so we don't get arrested for stealing an ambulance to get home from the bar.
Image of the week you say? Well there's two, a scary and a funny. First the scary:

And now the funny:

What's happening in the world this week? A man was caught with marijuana stuck to his forehead in a gas station and teen sensation Miley Cyrus has shut down her twitters. Also a man has driven an on fire van! In addition to all that a 64 year old woman has a fake third arm after a stroke (here is the video from TED I talked about) and a couple has burning tap water. That leads us to the jerk of the week: well a man has shot his fiancée in the night before their wedding because he heard something in the night.
We have a discussion about audio illusions as mentioned earlier, and they are really cool. One we can show you here is an Aphex Twin song which takes the spectrum analysis of a song which normally looks something like this:

Zoomed out the Aphex Twin song looks something like this:

But zoomed in it looks like this:

(whoa!)
Here is the software to do your own spectrum analysis.
Also, a man has mooned a train and got dragged to the next town (we think it might be our friend Derek).
You might want to check out the band we played this week. They are called The Zolas and you can listen to them here.
Remember to write to us as twoguysbeinganimals@gmail.com
and follow us on twitter @tgba.
Also, give us a call 1-360-339-7922
Until next time, thanks for the pity Nic.

-tgba

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This week around we are an Ostrich and a Tiger. We have a prerecording of a special guest who stopped by the studio prior to recording day. In an ode to our new favourite show Mad Men, we drink Old Fashioneds and wear ties and its good.


Getting right into things, the reason we drink at home this week is so we don't get a 13 year old to be a designated driver. We bring back the website of interest segment this week and the website is Expense a Steak, where you can write off a steak dinner as a business expense.
Our jerk of the week is a woman who let her daughter ride in a cardboard box on top of a van driving down the highway.
What's happening in the world this week? A Florida woman was found dead in her house under 8 feet of garbage, a naked man was found hitting cars on the highway and another naked man has been at large for 4 years dancing in backyards (naked of course). Also a man tried to escape from prison with raisins and a karaoke singer was attacked for a bad performance.
We have a few stories this week: A crocodile has been arrested in Australia (submitted by Nic) and also in Australia racing fans have been "limited" to 24 beers per day at the races. Also we got a craigslist add for a hipster house cleaner.
Thats about it for this week folks,
once again remember to email us at twoguysbeinganimals@gmail.com
and follow us on twitter @tgba.
And give us a ring-a-ding at 1-360-339-7922
Until next time, don't try to run from an ostrich.

-tgba

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So this week we become a Vulture and a Giant Panda Bear (not to be confused with a regular Panda Bear). Mr. Panda Bear had troubles getting his notes together this week using an unfamiliar Mac computer. We drink a funny little cocktail this week dubbed a Melon Neat which contains watermelon, mint, pepper, soda water, cinnamon and rye whiskey; quite the drink.


The reason we drink at home this week? So that we don't have our drunk father drive pick us up for public drunkenness. And of course our jerk of the week this time is people with bad umbrella etiquette.
Hey! What's happening in the world this week? A Chinese man runs from home in fear that his grandchildren might cremate him, McDonald's is scamming people and a man gets drunk and covers himself in poo. Also a girl put her grandmother on ebay, and Colorado tells its citizens to smack bears with sticks. Finally a woman has been arrested for not returning movies.
Hey everyone, watch this movie we made a few years back!


This week we discuss Hitler's skull (which turns out isn't Hitler's skull) and we teach you how to...um...mod your iPod. Also, some scientists have hacked insects and made them remote control and The Getup Kids apologize. In addition to all that some Australian teenagers found a bunch of money fishing. WOW!
Remember to email us at twoguysbeinganimals@gmail.com
Also follow us on twitter @tgba
And give us a call at 1-360-339-7922
Until next time folks, cat-foot black and white!

-tgba

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This week we are a Spider Monkey and a Hammerhead Shark. We're still living off the excitement of our half a year anniversary and we have a pretty good time with this one. This time around we drink two different varieties off beer. One of them is the Brooklyn Lager and the old Negra Modela. We decide that the Brooklyn Lager is the winner.


We drink at home this week so that we don't drive drunk into an elementary school.
Our image of the week this week is a jerk with a baseball cap. Hey! Why don't you learn how to use your baseball cap jerk!

Jerk of the Week!? It's not the baseball cap guy, its a chain a grocery stores who are threatening legal action to two teenage girls for squeezing muffins.
So what's happening in the world this week? Well a wall of dust has swept across Sidney. Take a look at the picture:

Also a naked 91 year old has defended his house from an intruder, some cops on a drug bust spend 9 hours playing Nintendo Wii on the job and a man dies while diving for golf balls; ALL IN FLORIDA!
We're giving a new segment a try this week and we tell you how to make gummy bears (btw the new segment is "How-To").
In some stories this week we talk about an expensive new police vehicle which is illegal to drive, water on the moon and a dice game slaughter. Also Osama Bin Laden loves Whitney Houston. And it turns out we're going to be having a Windows 7 house party!
Remember to send in those email to twoguysbeinganimals@gmail.com
Also follow us on the twitters @tgba
And give us a ring-a-ding at 1-360-339-7922
Remember Folks don't steal seagulls.

-tgba

Sorry it's late going up folks. This week we are a Panther and a Tongue-eating Louse. This is our big half a year anniversary so we drink some bubbly and give each other gifts. All in all it's awesome.


So Mr. Isopod gives us some interesting and really awful facts about himself this week. It's terrifying. Our jerk of the week this time around is two-fold; first it's those people in class who agree with the Professor way to loud for a classroom setting. Also the Dutch police who mow down some hemp plants which were being grown for research. The reason we drink at home this week is so we dont call 911 on the bartender who cuts us off. Also so we dont ride a motorcycle naked around Florida. Finally our Way to go Bucko segment is back; a cat survives for a month under a burnt down house.
Hey everyone, whats happening in the world this week? A man gets crushed in a church while thanking god for surviving an elevator incident. Also a person gets a bag of pot and a handgun instead of fast food. Also a German city advertises porn as a city service and a 107 year old woman is dating a 37 year old man.
We've done a little follow up on the Kurt Cobain avatar complaint in the new Guitar Hero Game; she says it wasn't her but some people are saying otherwise.
Our stories this week include a man that tries to attack a party with a sword after being kicked out for smoking meth. Also in South Africa a pigeon is faster than the internet. Also some urine made a beautiful light show in the sky. In addition to that our images of the week goes along with a story about a snake with a foot:

Also on a lighter side of things, this one sent in by our pal Justin:

Remember to send in those emails folks, our internetz address is twoguysbeinganimals@gmail.com
Also follow us up on twitter @tgba.
You can throw us a line on our voice mail at 1-360-339-7922.
Remember to send in those slogans for Pat's Classic Lager!
Thanks for listening everyone and until next time make sure we did it right:


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This week we are a Rhinoceros and a Hippopotamus. No guest this time around but we have a good time with just the two of us. We once again have a word of the week and it's ersatz. And once again we give you some facts about our animals.

We have a Pat's Classic Lager this week to drink and they are sponsoring a contest: make a slogan for the beer and you could win free beers and burgers at Pat's Pub. You can send in your slogans by all the usual methods (email, twitter, comments etc). The reason we drink at home this week is threefold: first so we don't get run over by a train, second so we don't fall asleep at a world class chess tournament and finally so we don't throw jellyfish at people.
Whats happening in the world this week? A robber has asked out his victim, some people have $0.99 weddings and the woman with the worlds longest finger nails lost them in a car crash. Also a man shoots a cannon through his neighbour's house.
The jerk of the week this week is a man who douses his neighbour in cooking oil!
This week we discuss having a Windows 7 party! Also a crafty escape plan and the First Lady of Japan is Crazy! Also we talk about famous computer scientist Alan Turing and the British postmortem apology to him. Also the Rhino got a free shallot.
Hey! Here's an image we got from a listener:
Awesome! Thanks Lisa!
The music this week is by Japandroids, you can check out more of their music on their myspace page.
Remember you can send your Pat's Lager slogans to twoguysbeinganimals@gmail.com.
Also follow us on twitter @tgba.
You can give us a call at 1-360-339-7922.
Until next time, don't mix Amoxicyllin and alcohol everyone!

-tgba

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This week, we become a star-nosed mole and a meerkat! The mole is sick, so he talks pretty quietly. But we make up for his lack of volume with bombastic stories from all over the globe!
What's happening in the world this week? Well, a man tried to pay for his gas with marijuana, a couple celebrated their fridge's 50th birthday, and a dog named Polly ate a whole bunch of magnets!
We drink at home this week so we don't end up in a supermarket eating avocados that we can't afford. The drink of the week is the mystical and practically medicinal Hot Toddie! It sure did open up those sinuses!
Also discussed this week are a man who found pieces of a frog in his can of good 'ol Pepsi Cola and a study about monkeys and their musical tastes! Furthermore, the mole talk about an alien baby found in Mexico, and the meerkat relates a tale of two New Zealand teens who busted a company for false advertising! Way to go!
Our Twitter warriors this week were @lunylvgd and @brynnamurphy. They both said "kooky" in a tweet this week! What are the chances!?
The music we played this week was by a Swedish band called Billie the Vision and the Dancers! You can download any or all of their music for free at their website here!
We eluded to the fact that next week we will actually be sponsored by a real company! They will be providing us with goods both to consume and also to give away to residents of Vancouver, so stay tuned! Also, our 26th episode will mark our six month anniversary and it's going to be a spectacular celebration! If you have any favorite quotes or moments from any of our previous shows, please write to us and tell us what they were and we'll try to put together some sort of montage!
Don't forget to email us at twoguysbeinganimals@gmail.com or find us on the Twitter! Lastly, you can call us at 1-360-339-7922. Thanks for listening folks, and remember... keep fit, and have fun!

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