This weeks episode is the loosy goosey episode. We have a special guest in the form of Tomek the (Black) Bear (follow him up on twitter) and we treat him to a Tyskie Beer. For those interested in the size of his beard, lets just say it's grown a lot since he's been here. Also we put Tomek in the HotSeat, and he does quite well. If that wasn't enough, he gives us some bear facts and tells us what to do during a bear encounter (hint: forget everything you know. What a guy!).

This week we're drinking Granville Island Raspberry Wheat Ale and we would suggest you do the same.
We tell you about a jerk cop of the week, and we wont tell you any more about it (it's a surprise). Also this week, we drink at home so that we don't drunkenly drive to a police station to renew our driver's licenses.
What's happening in the world this week? A strange newspaper correction and someone gets a strange suggestion from Google. Also an officer of the law arrests a McDonald's employee for over salting his burger.
We have an image of the week so awesome we can only link to it!
We tell you a story this week about a man who falls in love with a pillow, and the T. Rex gives you a review of the Vancouver Maritime Museum and his new fountain.
We've made a new twitter friend this week, @zoodlezap and we get another tweet from @nic_caballero. Our twitter warrior this week is @christmasgoose.
Remember to toss us those emails at twoguysbeinganimals@gmail.com.
Follow us on Twitter @tgba.
Give us a call at +13603397922.
Also, if you get the chance give us a rate on iTunes.
See you again next week.

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This week us guys become a Sloth and a Moth. We are now, as a podcast old enough to drink in the Provence of Alberta. This weeks show is a little shorter than usual as we got a little distracted by an international conference call.
We partake in some lengthy discussions about the fires currently burning down Kelowna BC (including a cameo from an old friend Tomek the Egg). We also take a turn for the manly and drink some Scotch Whisky, specifically McClelland's Single Malt, turns out we like it.
The reason we drink at home this week involved a man who inherited money and decides to give it away at an airport while drunk. Also our jerk of the week this week is people who don't know how to act properly while on public transportation.
Some listeners sent in some photos of these animals' home town getting burned down. Here's a prime choice from the selection of photos from listener Sheila:
We get another fine story about a storm from our friend Cory, only this time he is a skunk.
In our stories this week include a man who uncovers the secret of the KFC 11 herbs and spices, Japanese workers who must smile into a machine before going to work and a study that finds that if you keep a picture of a cute baby in your wallet you'll likely get it returned if lost.
Also we discuss a man who got denied a loan screw a bank over to the best of his ability.
Plus, theres plenty more beard references this time around (just tell us if you think we should stop). We also got a letter from the Moth's brother this time around and he sends us to the site fuh2.com.
We've come across some fine tweets from @tabloidman and @rob who is the first ever Hawaiian tweeter.

Our image of the week this time around is the last photo taken by Japanese photographer Michio Hoshino:
We've initiated another contest this time around asking our listeners to send us in segment ideas. In two weeks we'll pick our favourites and, well...start doing those segments. You'll get fame and notoriety among your peer group if yours is picked.
You can send in your ideas to twoguysbeinganimals@gmail.com.
Also if your idea is compact you can tweet it to us a twitter.com/tgba
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Have a good weekend everyone!

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This time around we become a Crocodile and an Alligator and we invite our friend Lance the Swamp Cucumber (like a Sea Cucumber but in the swamp) to join us.
This week we're drinking what we have dubbed Barbie Juice (made with real Barbies) in an attempt to make our most girlie drink yet.
The Reason we drink at home this time is so we dont get crushed to death in a garbage compactor.
Our Jerk of the week makes some less than desirable remarks about Obama being aborted.
Whats happening in the world this week?
A German restaurant owner has come up with a creative solution to the ban on smoking in restaurants.
Also some midget wrestlers were killed in a robbery attempt.
Our old pal @louie_E gives us a minute and a half review of the new movie Bruno.
We also found some more gems from the site tweetingtoohard.com from @tiffanyElam and @kochschwinger.
If you'd like to help out our old pal Dave get to his wife in Tennessee check out his Youtube video with the details (also check it out if you like the penmanship of Matthew Good or Russell Peters.
Also this week the Crocodile has compiled a list of great summer albums including (but not limited to):

• Big Star - #1 Record


• Pixies - Surfer Rosa


• Dennis Wilson - Pacific Ocean Blue


• Otis Redding - Otis Blue


• CCR - Green River


• Van Morrison - Moondance

Our stories this week are about a ridiculous visa charge, a teenager who falls down an open manhole while texting and walking, and a robber who calls the cops on himself.
TGBA thinks you might like Kurt Vile (and check out our previously featured band The Fresh & Onlys).
The Crocodile fulfils his promise of reviewing the movie White Noise (I'm not linking to it again, it's not good enough) and the Alligator gives a bonus review of The Number 23 with Jim Carrey. Crocodile also gives his first book review! A book called 19 Questions by Brandy Fedoruk. You can learn more about the book and the Regional Assembly of Text here!
We also have a few cool web sites for you, an online magnet poetry site, and Lance's own Scrounging for Deals site.

We have an image of the week for you which defines self indulgence:
Become more popular at work by sending in emails to twoguysbeinganimals@gmail.com.
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This week we become The Walrus and a Manta Ray. Once again we drink beer this episode because listener Chris sent us in some hi-tech cans of Coors for us to review.
Our jerk of the week this week is Christian television network Inspiration Network's CEO David Cerullo, who buys a $4 million home despite the fact that he cant even provide heat for his workers during the winter.
Our stories this week include a woman who missed a doomed Air France flight only to die in a car crash days later, an incredible coincidence involving a balloon, a lesson on Auto-Antonyms and a school teacher who has lost her sense of smell after using a nasal spray.
Also we discuss a robber who literally just asked for some money, our Governor General eating a seal heart, Afghanistan's only pig coming out of quarantine, a man who lost his hand playing Tug-Of-War and a drunk badger who holds up traffic. You may also want to purchase yourself a Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, just make sure you check the customer reviews first.
The Walrus this week has treated us to a pre-review of the movie White Noise which deals with Electronic Voice Phenomenon and he promises to give a full review next week after he watches it.
We received an email from an old friend Tracey the Sled Dog which prompts us to quickly discuss Sleep Paralysis, Sleep and the show Home Improvement.
Our jerk of the month poll is over and its a tie! Congratulations to both the Road Rage fox news guy and people who wear helmets but don't buckle them.
Finally our new segment, image of the week, brings us this little beauty:

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Have fun with the show and see you all next week!
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This week we both become parakeets as prompted by a listener in the
comments last episode. Our jerk this week is a 16 year old who really
dislikes his birthday present. We drink beer on this episode, including
one variety which displays a rather depressed looking Italian man on the
label.

Our stories include a girl who tattoos her face, a smoking two year-old, an air plane diverted due to nudity and wallabies making crop circles. We also discuss how ants are taking over the world, a pot smoking postman, worm charmers and a town full of Elizabeths.
We made an exciting phone call to Cory the Hound Dog who tells us a rather unusual story about his pet seagulls.
We announce our art contest winners This week! Congratulations to Sheila the Rainbow Trout and Cody. We couldn't decide on a winner between these two so we decided to make it a tie (Click images for full size).
Sheila's Entry:

Cody's Entry:

We also wanted to give a special mention to Derek for this work of art:

Also, a few links for your enjoyment:
Worst Burglar Ever.
Ground Zero.
whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com
awkwardfamilyphotos.com
And this picture of owls:

Please note that starting next week our episodes will be coming out on Saturday instead of Friday.
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